Well, we probably all saw this coming. After modders worked out how to transform into pretty much any animal or NPC model in Red Dead Redemption 2’s PC version, it was only a matter of time before someone found models without clothes in the game – and looks like that person was me. Sorry everyone.

This article is NSFW (obviously), with some spoilers.

The mod Lenny’s Simple Trainer, published by LMS on the website Mod Red Dead, allows players to edit the text in an INI file to easily swap between models in-game. The total model list provided on the website stretches into the thousands – and while some are obvious from their names, plenty are still left unexplored. And so, with a glass of gin in hand and the list on my monitor, last night I set about trying some promising ones.

As far as names go, “U_F_M_RhdNudeWoman_01” is a bit of a giveaway, and unsurprisingly using this model gets you a woman in the buff. Assuming Rhd stands for Rhodes, she’s likely supposed to be from the town, although I have no recollection of seeing her there. Seems like a pretty liberating way to explore the countryside, although exploring the Grizzlies like that could get a bit nippy.

Taking bareback riding too literally.

Somewhat harder to find was a dude in his birthday suit – and while I’m yet to find a starkers male model, I have found something equally amusing. A man with his trousers around his ankles – and, even better, the model is named “U_M_M_ValPoopingMan_01”.

Amazingly, this guy is capable of running even with his trousers down. Must be pretty desperate for the bog.

After looking it up afterwards, it seems like he’s from an in-game event in Valentine where Arthur accidentally interrupts a man’s toilet break – although you can’t really see much, as it’s a scripted event. Someone clearly went to the effort of modelling a penis, however.

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While Red Dead Redemption 2 has been rated 18+, you rarely see undressed characters in the game. During a drunken night out you can catch a glimpse of a couple getting it on (which is likely why the raw female model exists), while players have also observed random events such as the man skinny dipping in the lake, or the feral “wolf man” roaming the woods.